'Twas the week before baby

For those of you that hadn't heard:

'Twas the week before baby
and what I thought was a joke--
A call from Christina: "Hey,
here at home there's no Coke."

"I've just passed the exit
for the truck stop, baby momma.
We'll just head down to 'Cumby's
In Warrenville. Quit the drama!"

So I pick up my lady and
headed down to the store.
I night without soda,
Cried Christina: "Nevermore!"

We picked up sugar water,
and two chocolate bars,
And cruised up 89
in out Honda Fit Car.

Then out of nowhere:
A terrible fright--
Some dumbass deer ran out
and ruined our night!

Stupid rut crazy devil horned
little idiot came flying out of the woods and smashed
into our car.
Poem's over by the way.

This was Last Wednesday. And I know they're antlers, but horns sounds more fiendish.

Apparently, hooves don't make for good maneuvering on paved roads. He slid sideways, crumpled the Drivers side doors in and shattered the driver's window. I was picking glass out of my undies!



Everyone was fine. The villain survived, and squirmed into the woods shortly after this photo was taken. (Where's the justice?) We had to go down to Windham Hospital to get the baby checked and all was clear. The car is in Pomfret getting re-did, and hopefully we'll be back in action by next Wednesday (be sure to see next week's installment: "Twas the week after baby" to see if we get it back on time!




And for those of you that so patiently read through this tale, a surprise.
Here's the bundle of joy we were so keen on protecting. Introducing: Robert James Davis.

"Robby"

Many more pictures to follow!