I don't have a toaster or a Microwave. Start the Judging now!

And while we're at it, we only have the bottom 20 cable channels.

What does this all mean?

1. We don't reheat very much food--and let's be honest: how good are leftovers, anyway?

Yummy



2. Our TV sucks: our choices are Big Bang Theory or NCIS, Dr. Phil or People's Court. We use Netflix and ESPN3. Christina and I read lots of magazines and listen to NPR, which makes us better than everyone else, for the most part.

Why would you not watch Mark Harmon?

3. I make toast under the Broiler.

Toast me to your leader

4. Bottles get heated in hot water.

Skin test

5. I have counter space.

You should all try it.